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Amos was added to the game in May 2015 as an "Easter egg" love interest for Mark.

He is an older leather bear who is extremely romantic. His interests include poetry, wrestling, and classic films. He has a "shit-poo" named Dulcie, and used to date Gregor. His favorite poet is Walt Whitman.

Appearance

Amos is tall and has a large build with cropped medium brown hair. He usually wears a black short sleeved t-shirt. On his dates with Mark he wears a white buttoned up shirt with a pale yellow sweater.


Route

Walkthrough

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the others for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Eh. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #4)
#4
I bet it's nice... (Proceed to #5)
I wonder what your... (Proceed to #5)
I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Meh. (Proceed to #8, recommended)
#8
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #9)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #9)
#9
NO. (Proceed to #10)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #10)
#10
Sure, no prob. (Proceed to #11)
No. (Ends Route)
#11
Take a quick peek. (Proceed to #12)
Leave the box closed. (Proceed to #13)
#12
Snag an item. (Proceed to #13, unlocks #14 and #15)
Gross! (Proceed to #13)
#13
I'm bidding my time. (Proceed to #14)
I'm planning on telling them. (Proceed to #14, recommended)
#14
Thanks man, I appreciate it. (Proceed to #15 if stole the dildo, otherwise #16)
By the way, I may... (Proceed to #15 if stole the dildo, otherwise #16)
#15
It's going to me... (Proceed to #17)
No, just no. (Proceed to #16)
#16
Tell them. (Proceed to #17, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #17)
#17
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #18)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #18)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #18)
#18
Beat off... (Proceed to #19)
Study... (Proceed to #19, recommended)
#19
Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to #20)
One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
#20
God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to #21, recommended)
#21
Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Tell her no. (Proceed to #22)
#22
Oh god! (Proceed to #24, recommended)
Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to #24)
#23
All right, all right. (Proceed to #25, recommended)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #24)
#24
No thanks. (Proceed to #26)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #25)
#25
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #26)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #26)
Exercise? (Proceed to #26)
#26
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #27)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #27)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #27)
#27
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #28)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #28)
#28
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #29)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #30)
#29
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #30)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #30)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #30)
#30
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #31)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #31)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #31)
#31
Oh, why not? (Proceed to #32)
I'd rather not. (Ends Route)
#32
How are we doing tonight? (Proceed to #33)
Can I get either of you something to drink? (Proceed to #33, )
What are respectable girls like you..? (Proceed to #33, Ends Route)
#33
You know, I had to drag... (Ends Route)
Hey, it's not his fault. (Proceed to #34)
Look, he's kind of a goofball... (Proceed to #36, recommended)
Nine point five inches, ladies. (Ends Route)
#34
An Eastern Brown Snake. (Proceed to #35)
A Taipan. (Proceed to #35)
A Western Diamondback. (Proceed to #35)
A Death Adder. (Proceed to #35)
#35
Calf. (Proceed to # 36)
Penis. (Ends Route)
#36
Attempt to sleep. (Proceed to #38)
Listen. (Proceed to #37)
#37
Jack off. (Proceed to #38)
Go to bed. (Proceed to #38)
#38
All right, Ian. (Proceed to #39)
I actually have other stuff... (Ends Route)
#39
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #40)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #40)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #40)
#40
Forget it. (Ends Route)
I don't want your "help" anymore! (Proceed to #41, necessary for successful romance)
#41
A glass of... (Proceed to #42)
I'll have a beer. (Proceed to #42, recommended)
The usual, good sir. (Proceed to #42)
#42
Wait, what? (Proceed to #43)
I suppose you are correct. (Proceed to #43)
I'm just going to enjoy... (Proceed to #43, recommended)
#43
Okay, you really had me going there... (Proceed to #44, recommended)
Do you wanna just put... (Proceed to #44)
#44
YOU'RE NOT PAYING... (Proceed to #45, recommended)
If you continue... (Proceed to #45)
Exactly how much... (Proceed to #45)
#45
People are so superficial, right? (Proceed to #46, recommended)
Well, I don't think... (Proceed to #46)
Are you plain? (Proceed to #46)
#46
Accept the ride. (Proceed to #47, recommended)
Politely decline. (Ends Route)
Is this some kind of trick? (Proceed to #47)
#47
I'd love to. (Proceed to #48, +1 toward romantic route)
Maybe romantic, maybe a little more... (Proceed to #48, +1 toward erotic route)
Ok, this is gonna sound mean... (Proceed to #48, +1 toward mean route)
Actually, I've got this jug... (Proceed to #48, +1 toward weird route)
Sorry, I'm really busy... (Ends Route)
#48
Um, heh, okay. (Proceed to #49)
He's a guy... (Proceed to #49)
Penny, don't you have some bugs... (Proceed to #49)
#49
Keep it casual in a t-shirt. (Proceed to #50)
Dress up for god's sake. (Proceed to #50, recommended)
#50
No fried chicken... (Proceed to #51, +1 toward mean route)
Sounds kind of cheesy... (Proceed to #51, +1 toward weird route)
This place is nice... (Proceed to #51, +1 toward erotic route)
This place is beautiful. (Proceed to #51, +1 toward romantic route)
#51
LOL. (Proceed to #52, +1 toward erotic route)
That's a good point. (Proceed to #52, +1 toward romantic route)
Cry me a river, Mary. (Proceed to #52, +1 toward mean route)
I like the way you talk, big feller. (Proceed to #52, +1 toward weird route)
#52
Remove the cattail and pet her. (Proceed to #53, recommended)
Shoo her away. (Proceed to #53)
#53
Think we could get the balloonist... (Proceed to #54, +1 toward erotic route)
Roses are red... (Proceed to #54,+1 toward weird route)
Whatever. (Proceed to #54, +1 toward mean route)
Bite your lip and say nothing. (Proceed to #54, +1 toward romantic route)
#54
Well, actually, I haven't... (Proceed to #55, +1 toward erotic route)
Hey, listen. (Proceed to #55, +1 toward mean route)
Would it freak you out... (Proceed to #55, +1 toward weird route)
I never expected anything like this. (Proceed to #55, +1 toward romantic route)
#55
Okay, sounds fun. (Proceed to #56)
Poetry? Uh, no... (Ends Route)
Unlocks CG#1
#56
Yes, Edgy. (Proceed to #58, recommended, unlocks color coding during poem writing)
Fuck off. (Just pick one of the others for the sake of simplicity)
Wait a second. (Proceed to #57)
#57
Yes, sir. (Proceed to #58, recommended, unlocks color coding during poem writing)
No, sir. (Just pick the other one for the sake of simplicity)
#58 - Poem Writing
+1 toward mean route for every mean line used. If color coding was unlocked, look for lines with the same color as the title "Poetry is Stoopid" (usually yellow). This title, if chosen, will count towards the number of mean lines, which tend to use aggressive, contemptuous insults. (Proceed to #59)
+1 toward romantic route for every romantic line used. If color coding was unlocked, look for lines with the same color as the title "Evening Anthem" (usually crimson). This title, if chosen, will count towards the number of romantic lines, which tend to use rather abstract, high-flown verbiage. Having at least a simple majority of romantic lines in the poem will unlock #61. (Proceed to #59)
+1 toward weird route for every weird line used. If color coding was unlocked, look for lines with the same color as the title "I Don't Mean to be Weird, But" (usually blue). This title, if chosen, will count towards the number of weird lines, which tend to use flippant, mildly unnerving imagery. (Proceed to #59)
+1 toward erotic route for every erotic line used. If color coding was unlocked, look for lines with the same color as the title "DAT ASS" (usually orange). This title, if chosen, will count towards the number of erotic lines, which tend to use crude, constant innuendo. (Proceed to #59)
#59
Summon Ian and Penny... (Proceed to #60, recommended)
Keep quiet. (Proceed to #60)
#60
Follow Amos' lead and refuse to clap. (If the poem primarily used romantic lines proceed to #61, otherwise proceed to #62, recommended)
Clap politely. (If the poem primarily used romantic lines proceed to #61, otherwise proceed to #63)
Hiss and boo. (If the poem primarily used romantic lines proceed to #61, otherwise proceed to #63)
Whistle and cheer. (If the poem primarily used romantic lines proceed to #61, otherwise proceed to #63)
#61
Gosh, the words just pop into my head. (Proceed to #63)
I think... (Proceed to #62, recommended)
Never mind that. (Proceed to #63)
#62
You're better than anything... (Proceed to #63)
Heh. (Proceed to #63)
#63
Tell him what happened... (Proceed to #64)
It's none of your business. (Proceed to #65, recommended)
Lie and tell him... (Proceed to #65)
#64
You know what? (Proceed to #65)
Give him a tip. (Proceed to #65)
#65
I'm just going to thank Amos in person. (Proceed to #66)
All right. (Ends Route, provides Plant Killer achievement on Steam)
#66
Cycle aggressively. (Proceed to #67)
Keep it mellow. (Proceed to #67)
#67
Go straight. (Proceed to #68)
Go left. (Just pick one of the others for the sake of simplicity)
Go right. (Proceed to #69)
#68
Go left. (Just pick the other one for the sake of simplicity)
Go right. (Proceed to #69)
#69
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #70)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #70)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #70)
#70
Fine. (Proceed to #71, recommended)
Refuse. (Proceed to #71)
Throw pennies at his feet. (Proceed to #71)
#71
Text Amos yes. (Proceed to #72)
Text Amos no. (Ends Route)
#72
No. (Proceed to #73)
Put the blindfold on. (Proceed to #74, recommended)
#73
No way, Jose. (Ends Route)
Ah, alright. (Proceed to #74)
#74
Rad. (Proceed to #75, +1 toward weird route)
How romantic! (Proceed to #75, +1 toward romantic route)
How...quaint. (Proceed to #75, +1 toward mean route)
Niiice. (Proceed to #75, +1 toward erotic route)
#75
That looks amazing. (Proceed to #76)
Chicory-dickory, doc. (Proceed to #76)
#76
Oh wow! (Proceed to #77, +1 toward weird route)
Take the candied rose petal champagne gelato. (Proceed to #77, +1 toward romantic route)
I'm fine... (Proceed to #77, +1 toward mean route)
Maybe I should be on that tray. (Proceed to #77, +1 toward erotic route)
#77
So that cat. (Proceed to #78, recommended)
So like, even though he's gay... (Proceed to #78)
Why a cat? (Proceed to #78)
#78
What a great movie. (Proceed to #79, recommended)
I thought it was all right. (Proceed to #79)
Eh, not really my cup of tea. (Proceed to #79)
I was hoping for... (Proceed to #79)
#79
I've got big plans. (Proceed to #80)
I'm still thinking about it. (Proceed to #80)
This might sound unusual... (Proceed to #80)
I don't know. (Proceed to #80)
#80
Maybe you could, you know, put on a wizard hat. (Proceed to #81, +1 toward weird route)
We're about to bone, aren't we? (Proceed to #81, +1 toward erotic route)
Just answer the freaking question. (Proceed to #81, +1 toward mean route)
Say nothing. (Proceed to #81, +1 toward romantic route)
Unlocks CG#2
#81
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #82)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #82)
Accompany Ian... (Proceed to #82)
#82
Hmmm. (Ends Route)
You can't be serious. (Proceed to #83)
#83
Have a look-see. (Proceed to #84)
Leave well enough alone and try to calm down. (Proceed to #85, recommended)
#84
Apologize. (Proceed to #85)
Leave. (Ends Route)
#85
Like a serial killer with a loving family? (Ends Route)
I understand that. (Proceed to #86)
#86
It actually sounds incredibly hot. (Proceed to #87)
I'm not here to judge. (Proceed to #87, recommended)
I knew you were perverted... (Proceed to #87)
I need to tell you something, too. (Proceed to #87)
I don't think I can handle this. (Proceed to #89, Ends Route regardless of choice in following dialogue)
#87
In that case, kick his ass for me. (Proceed to #90, recommended)
You're wrestling with your ex? (Proceed to #88)
#88
Then I hope you decimate him for me. (Proceed to #90)
I don't think I'm okay with this. (Proceed to #89, Ends Route regardless of choice in following dialogue)
#89
It was nice meeting you, Amos. (Ends Route)
See ya, ya big freak. (Ends Route)
#90
How could you lose to a Keats guy? (Proceed to #91)
That sonofabitch, I will end him! (Proceed to #91)
Are you hurt badly? (Proceed to #91, recommended)
#91
Amos, I'll help you however I can. (Proceed to #92, recommended)
Say something inspirational. (Proceed to #92)
#92
Talk mild trash. (On romantic or erotic routes proceed to #93, on weird route unlock CG#5andCG#3 and proceed to Ending, and on mean route proceed to #95; recommended)
Talk serious trash. (On romantic or erotic routes proceed to #93, on weird route unlock CG#5andCG#3 and proceed to Ending, and on mean route proceed to #95)
Point out how ignoring you is... (On romantic or erotic routes proceed to #93, on weird route unlock CG#5andCG#3 and proceed to Ending, and on mean route proceed to #95)
Say nothing. (On romantic or erotic routes proceed to #93, on weird route unlock CG#5andCG#3 and proceed to Ending, and on mean route proceed to #95)
#93
Can we just take a breather? (Proceed to Ending)
You're on. (Proceed to #94)
#94
Fight fair. (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG#6)
Fight dirty. (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG#7)
#95
Obediently do as he asks. (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG#4)
Growl like an animal... (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG#4)
Go fuck yourself. (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG#4)
Ending
Choosing at least a simple majority of romantic choices will have the player have a post-finals date with Amos, unlocking CG#8 (providing the Dat Ass achievement on Steam), followed by a post-graduation move to France and happy life with Amos, unlocking CG#12.
Choosing at least a simple majority of erotic choices will have the player eventually post-graduation partner with Amos in running wrestling clubs, unlocking CG#10.
Choosing at least a simple majority of weird choices will have the player have a tumultuous post-graduation adventure with Amos that culminates in separation and a new career path, unlocking CG#11.
Choosing at least a simple majority of mean choices will have the player never meet up with Amos again after graduation then go on live an unfulfilling life, unlocking CG#9.

Relationships

Mark

Gregor

Trivia

  • Amos' ending paths are unique in that there are many places where the player has four options for advancing dialogue, each of which influences the playthrough towards a particular ending (romantic, erotic, weird, or mean).
    • While it is possible to achieve each ending by simply counting the different reactions carefully, it is advised to either pursue a single path for the sake of simplicity.
    • It is still worth noting, though, that if the poem is written with a unified theme then it is easily possible to use different reactions in the two other dates (picnic and riverboat) and still achieve whichever ending was targeted by the poem.
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