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Full Romances[]

Ian[]

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Eh. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #4)
#4
I bet it's nice... (Proceed to #5)
I wonder what your... (Proceed to #5)
I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Meh. (Proceed to #8, recommended)
#8
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #9)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #9)
#9
NO. (Proceed to #10)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #10)
#10
Sure, no prob. (Proceed to #11)
No. (Ends Route)
#11
Take a quick peek. (Proceed to #12)
Leave the box closed. (Proceed to #13)
#12
Snag an item. (Proceed to #13, unlocks #14 and #15)
Gross! (Proceed to #13)
#13
I'm biding my time. (Proceed to #14)
I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to #14, recommended)
#14
Thanks man, I appreciate it. (Proceed to #15 if stole the dildo, otherwise #16)
By the way, I may... (Proceed to #15 if stole the dildo, otherwise #16)
#15
It's going to me... (Proceed to #17)
No, just no. (Proceed to #16)
#16
Tell them. (Proceed to #17, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #17)
#17
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #18)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #18)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #18)
#18
Beat off... (Proceed to #19)
Study... (Proceed to #19, recommended)
#19
Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to #20)
One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
#20
God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to #21, recommended)
#21
Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Tell her no. (Proceed to #19)
#22
Oh god! (Proceed to #24, recommended)
Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to #24)
#23
All right, all right. (Proceed to #25, recommended)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #24)
#24
No thanks. (Proceed to #26)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #25)
#25
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #26)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #26)
Exercise? (Proceed to #26)
#26
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #27)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #27)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #27)
#27
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #28)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #28)
#28
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #29)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #30)
#29
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #30)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #30)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #30)
#30
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #31)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #31)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #31)
#31
Oh, why not? (Proceed to #32)
I'd rather not. (Ends Route)
#32
How are we doing tonight? (Proceed to #33)
Can I get either of you something to drink? (Proceed to #33)
What are respectable girls like you..? (Proceed to #33, Ends Route after that)
#33
You know, I had to drag... (Ends Route)
Hey, it's not his fault. (Proceed to #34)
Look, he's kind of a goofball... (Proceed to #36, necessary for a successful romance, unlocks CG#1)
Nine point five inches, ladies. (Ends Route)
#34
An Eastern Brown Snake. (Proceed to #35)
A Taipan. (Proceed to #35)
A Western Diamondback. (Proceed to #35)
A Death Adder. (Proceed to #35)
#35
Calf. (Ends Route)
Penis. (Ends Route)
#36
Attempt to sleep. (Proceed to #38)
Listen. (Proceed to #37)
#37
Jack off. (Proceed to #38)
Go to bed. (Proceed to #38)
#38
All right, Ian. (Proceed to #39)
I actually have other stuff... (Ends Route)
#39
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #40)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #40)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #40)
#40
Forget it. (Proceed to #41)
I don't want your "help" anymore! (Ends Route)
#41
I know the agenda, dummy. (Proceed to #42, unlocks CG#3)
It doesn't matter. (Proceed to #42, unlocks CG#3)
#42
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #43)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #43)
Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to #43)
Unlocks CG#2
#43
Maybe a bit. (Proceed to #44)
All I was hoping was to meet somebody. (Proceed to #48)
Thanks for the apology. (Proceed to #48)
#44
I don't know. (Proceed to #46)
Er, what? (Proceed to #45)
#45
Yeah, prove it! (Proceed to #46)
Wow, you're so wasted. (Proceed to #48)
#46
Hell yes. (Proceed to #47)
Hell no. (Proceed to #48)
#47
Haha, I changed my mind! (Proceed to #48)
Remove your briefs. (Proceed to #49, unlocks CG#4 but Ends Route)
#48
No. And I don't really want to know. (Ends Route)
Sounds like you want to tell me about it,... (Proceed to #49, necessary for a successful romance)
#49
Kiss him. (Ends Route)
Fall asleep cuddling with him. (Proceed to #50)
Extricate yourself, and sleep beside him. (Proceed to #50)
Wake him up and send him back to his room. (Proceed to #51)
#50
Jack off in the bathroom. (Proceed to #51)
Jack off next to him. (Ends Route)
This too shall pass. (Proceed to #51)
#51
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #52)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #52)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #52)
#52
Nothing! That's a coincidence, Ian! (Proceed to #53)
I guess that's a little awkward. Trust me, it wasn't intentional. (Proceed to #53)
Admit it Ian, it's hot. (Proceed to #53)
#53
Talk to him. (Proceed to #54)
Let him come to you. (Ends Route)
#54
I'm here because I've got feelings for you, Ian. (Proceed to #55)
I'm here because I feel like I've lost a friend, and I want him back. (Proceed to #55)
I'm here because I'm confused about what's happened between us. (Proceed to #55)
Just admit you have feelings for me already. (Proceed to #55)
#55
Sure thing. (Proceed to #56)
Sorry Penny, I can't. (Ends Route)
#56
Call her up and find out what's going on. (Proceed to #57)
Forget about it. You don't need to get involved. (Ends Route)
#57
Visit Zoe's loft. (Proceed to #58)
Forget about it. (Ends Route)
Unlocks CG#5
#58
Leave him tied and fulfill his fantasy. (Proceed to #58, path to CGs 6, 7, 8 and 9, recommended)
Untie him and remove his blindfold. (Proceed to #61)
#58
Suck Ian's cock. (Proceed to #59, Unlocks CG#7)
Feed him your dick. (Proceed to #59, Unlocks CG#8)
Plow his ass. (Proceed to #59, Unlocks CG#6)
Sit on his dick. (Proceed to #59, Unlocks CG#9)
#59
After selecting any of the four actions previously, you'll be asked if you want to continue having sex, or finish it. Chose to do something else three times so you'll unlock al four CGs in one go. After orgasming proceed to #60
#60
Well, it probably helps that I have a pretty major thing for you. (Romance Successful, unlocks CG#11 in the ending)
I dunno. I guess I'm pretty laid back about the whole thing.(Ends Route)
I'd say we're in uncharted territory here. Let's just see how it goes.(Ends Route)
#61
Why didn't you just tell me? (Proceed to #62, recommended)
I am so confused.(Proceed to #62)
Well this is awkward.(Proceed to #62)
#62
Kiss him (Romance Successful, unlocks CG#11 in the ending)
We don't need to talk bout this right now.(Ends Route)






CG#10 Quick Guide

Ian is unique in that he has a friendship ending, corresponding on the gallery to CG#10. To unlock it you need to have 800 dollars by the end of the game, not be dating Ian, and you need to have a good friendship with Ian. There are many ways to achieve this, but the guide below is one of the quickest ways:

I'm gay.
Eh. I don't feel up to it.
No. I want to stay in.
I've got a lot on my mind tonight.
Ew, are you kidding me?

Sleep like an angel.
Meh.
Please, can we beta test another time?
Okay, Okay, OKAY!!!
No. Maybe I have something to do.
I'm planning to tell them. Soon.
Tell them.
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash.
Study, for the love of Christ.
Can you guys handle this?
You know who loves getting up at the crack of dawn?
Tell her no.

Oh god. I have no idea why I'm pouring my soul out to a fish.
All right, all right.
A couple of laps at the pool sounds refreshing.
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash.
Fine, fine, I'll take a look at it, but only to help you find bugs.
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash.
Not gonna happen.
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash

Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash.
No, just no.
Do something else this weekend.
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash.
Do something else this weekend.
Day out with Ian.

Brad[]

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. (Starts Alex's route, so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Eh. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #4)
#4
I bet it's nice... (Proceed to #5)
I wonder what your... (Proceed to #5)
I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Meh. (Proceed to #8, recommended)
#8
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #9)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #9)
#9
NO. (Proceed to #10)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #10)
#10
Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #11)
#11
I'm biding my time. (Proceed to #12)
I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to #12, recommended)
#12
Tell them. (Proceed to #13, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #14)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #14)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #14)
#14
Beat off to "Lumberjackin', Vol.3." (Proceed to #15)
Study, for the love of Christ. (Proceed to #15, recommended)
#15
Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to #16)
One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
#16
God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to #17, recommended)
#17
Accept the job. (Proceed to #18)
Tell her no. (Romance Fails)
#18
There must be some mistake. (Proceed to #19)
I'm not intimidated by you, fat head. (Game Over)
What do you mean I'm not smokin' hot? (Proceed to #19)
#19
You can depend on me. (Proceed to #21)
Beau, to be honest, this sounds like a special case. (Proceed to #20)
#20
Haha, that was a joke. (Proceed to #21)
It sounds like I'm babysitting your brother. (Proceed to #21)
#21
Hey, I'm here to help you with your class... (Proceed to #22, recommended)
Look, between your overprotective brother... (Proceed to #23)
I'll do it for fifty a page. (Proceed to #24)
With stars in your eyes, whisper (Proceed to #73, Romance Fails, Path to CG#1 and CG#5)
Let me tongue your tight little starfish (Unlocks CG#9, Romance Fails)
#22
It doesn't matter if that's how it's done. (Proceed to #25)
No way, your brother would crush my head like a nut. (Proceed to #25)
I am SO sick of you spoiled athletes... (Proceed to #23)
#23
Make it forty. (Proceed to #73, Romance Fails, Path to CG#1 and CG#5)
Did you hear anything I just said?! (Proceed to #24)
#24
This is against everything I've ever believed in... (Proceed to #73, Romance Fails, Path to CG#1 and CG#5)
No! Stop trying to bribe me. (Proceed to #25)
#25
Oh god! (Proceed to #26, recommended)
Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to #26)
#26
All right, all right. (Proceed to #28)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #27)
#27
No thanks. (Proceed to #29)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #28)
#28
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #29)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #29)
Exercise? (Proceed to #29)
#29
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #30)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #30, recommended)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #30)
#30
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #31)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #31)
#31
Accept. (Proceed to #32)
Refuse. (Romance Fails)
#32
Come on, don't you even want to give it a shot? (Proceed to #33)
Well, as long as I'm getting paid... (Proceed to #80, Romance Fails, Path to unlock CG#1 and CG#5)
Look, you're already two weeks behind on the reading assignments. (Proceed to #33)
#33
I can provide perks as well. (Romance Fails)
Write his papers? (Romance Fails)
I can provide him with the purpose (Proceed to #34)
Oh screw this. I'm leaving (Romance Fails)
#34
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #35)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #36)
#35
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #36)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #36)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #36)
#36
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #37)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #37)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #37)
#37
You're screwed if you get injured... (Proceed to #38, necessary for a successful romance)
You know, even if you're a jock... (Proceed to #38)
Stop making excuses for yourself... (Proceed to #38)
#38
Move, so your legs no longer touch. (Proceed to #39)
Leave your leg there and pretend you don't notice. (Proceed to #39, Path to CG#8, unlocks choice #41)
Put your hand on his thigh. (Romance Fails after a few other choices)
#39
Of course. I'm here to help Brad succeed. (Proceed to #40, necessary for a successful romance)
Actually, I was hoping this... (Romance Fails)
#40
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #44, if you picked the second option at #38 proceed to #41)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #36, if you picked the second option at #38 proceed to #41)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #36 , if you picked the second option at #38 proceed to #41)
#41
Jack off before your tutoring session. (Proceed to #42)
Distract yourself with other thoughts. (Proceed to #42)
Focus on toilet issues. (Proceed to #42)
#42
I'm thinking deep thoughts! (Proceed to #43)
I'm taking a dump! (Proceed to #44)
I'm jacking off! (Proceed to #44)
I'm jacking off and taking a dump! (Proceed to #44, Unlocks CG#8)
#43
Ian, I'd like to shit in peace, okay? (Proceed to #39)
I'm thinking about opening a chain of 98 cent stores. (Proceed to #39)
#44
Your ideas are all over the place. You should put your strongest points... (Proceed to #45, necessary for a successful romance)
Your ideas are all over the place. You need to put your strongest points... (Proceed to #45)
Well, the most important thing... (Proceed to #45)
#45
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #46)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #46)
Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to #46)
#46
Sorry man. I'm on the clock. (Proceed to #47)
Well, I suppose one couldn't hurt. (Proceed to #47)
#47
Double click the photo for a quick look. (Proceed to #48, Unlocks CG#2)
Let's not be a creeperino. (Proceed to #48)
#48
Sure, go for it. (Proceed to #49)
You know, I'm cool with you jerking off here... (Proceed to #51, Unlocks CG#3)
#49
Jerk off as quickly as possible. (Proceed to #50)
Do nothing. (Proceed to #51)
#50
Save Brad from an ignominious fate. (Proceed to #51)
Oh well. (Proceed to #51)
#51
You need to relax. (Proceed to #52, recommended)
What is he, 16? (Proceed to #52)
Yeah well, we decided to take a porn break, you know? (Romance Fails)
Yes we did, Beau. I apologize. (Proceed to #52)
#52
He's an adult, Beau. (Proceed to #53, recommended)
I guess you feel responsible... (Proceed to #53)
Did they have chicken fried bacon? (Proceed to #53)
#53
A break, huh? (Proceed to #54, recommended)
We haven't finished going over the reading though! (Proceed to #54)
C-can I pick the porn this time? (Proceed to #54)
Ok. Five minutes. (Proceed to #54)
#54
Eat a cupcake while you wait. (Romance Fails)
Wait. (Proceed to #55)
#55
Go see him in person. (Proceed to #56)
Forget it. (Romance Fails)
#56
I'll voice my displeasure and quickly walk away. (Proceed to #57)
I'll tell you when I think of something appropriately threatening... (Proceed to #57, recommended)
I'll take my monster... (Proceed to #57)
#57
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #58)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #58)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #58)
#58
Tell your roommates about what you happened... (Proceed to #59)
Tell your roommates what happened... (Proceed to #59)
#59
I admit I've got a bit of a crush. (Proceed to #60, necessary for a successful romance)
I wouldn't kick him out of bed, that's for sure. (Romance Fails)
I'm not really interested, being his tutor and all. (Romance Fails)
#60
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #61)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #61)
Accompany Ian... (Proceed to #61)
#61
Go back to the house and give him the notes. (Proceed to #62)
Forget it. (Romance Fails)
#62
You'll be fine. (Romance Fails)
I can help you. (Proceed to #63)
#63
We can do something fun afterwards. (Proceed to #64, unlocks CGs 11-13)
You can do whatever you want with me afterwards. (Proceed to #64)
You can feel a sense of accomplishment... (Proceed to #64)
#64
It's pretty good, I guess. (Proceed to #65)
Starting at your own 23. (Proceed to #66 if you picked the first option at #63, otherwise go to #70'. 'Recommended)
You can feel a sense of accomplishment... (Romance Fails)
#65
Run an option out of the pistol... (Proceed to #66 if you picked the first option at #63, otherwise go to #70)
Four wide outs on deep routes... (Romance Fail)
Elephant gun package... (Romance Fails)
#66
Yeah. It'd be nice. (Proceed to #67, Unlocks CG#11 and CG#12)
Who am I kidding? We can cuddle later. (Proceed to #72, Unlocks CG#6 and CG#7)
#67
I must've been dreaming of, uh, something. (Romance Fails)
I was having the most intense dream about... (Proceed to #68, path to unlock CG#13)
#68
Welp. (Proceed to #72)
That's when I ripped off your underwear. (Proceed to #69, path to unlock CG#13)
#69
Maybe we could do that stuff now. (Proceed to #72, Unlocks CG#13)
No, nothing. (Proceed to #72)
#70 - If You Picked "You can feel a sense of accomplishment" at #57
You should feel pretty pleased with yourself. (Romance Fails)
Kiss him. (Proceed to #71)
#71
Fall asleep in each other's arms. (Proceed to #72)
Kiss him harder. (Proceed to #72, Unlocks CG#6 and CG#7)
#72
Romance Successful, Unlocks CG#10



#73 - Cheating Route - You fail the romance but there are two exclusive CGs by helping Brad cheat
I need to familiarize myself with the material... (Proceed to #74)
Duh. (Cheating Fails)
#74
Oh god! (Proceed to #75, recommended)
Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to #75)
#75
All right, all right. (Proceed to #77)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #76)
#76
No thanks. (Proceed to #78)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #27)
#77
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #78)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #78)
Exercise? (Proceed to #78)
#78
Work on Brad's essay. (Proceed to #79, necessary for successful cheating)
Do something else. (Cheating Fails)
#79
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #80)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #80)
#80
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #81)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #82)
#81
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #82)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #82)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #82)
#82
Work on Brad's essay. (Proceed to #83, necessary for successful cheating)
Do something else. (Cheating Fails)
#82
Write the essay. (Proceed to #88)
Pretend to write... (Proceed to #83, Unlocks CG#1)
#83
Turn up the heater.. (Proceed to #84)
Ignore the pervert within. (Proceed to #84)
#84
Work on Brad's essay. (Proceed to #85, necessary for successful cheating)
Do something else. (Cheating Fails)
#85
Jack off before your tutoring session. (Proceed to #86)
Distract yourself with other thoughts. (Proceed to #86)
Focus on toilet issues. (Proceed to #86)
#86
I'm thinking deep thoughts! (Proceed to #87)
I'm taking a dump! (Proceed to #89)
I'm jacking off! (Proceed to #89)
I'm jacking off and taking a dump! (Proceed to #89, Unlocks CG#8)
#87
Ian, I'd like to shit in peace, okay? (Proceed to #89)
I'm thinking about opening a chain of 98 cent stores. (Proceed to #89)
#88
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #89)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #89)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #89)
#89
A blow job? (Proceed to #90)
Look, don't freak out... (Proceed to #92, Unlocks CG#5)
#90
You should be ashamed. (Proceed to #91)
Well okay. (Proceed to #92, Unlocks CG#5)
#91
Ok, ok. (Proceed to #92, Unlocks CG#5)
No, the contract was to cheat for you... (Proceed to #92)
#92
Cheating Successful - You get a text-only epilogue in the ending about Mark seeing Brad on TV and he congratulates himself on having helped Brad cheat.






Phil[]

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Eh. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #4)
#4
I bet it's nice... (Proceed to #5)
I wonder what your... (Proceed to #5)
I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Meh. (Proceed to #8, recommended)
#8
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #9)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #9)
#9
NO. (Proceed to #10)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #10, highly recommended)
#10
Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #11)
#11
I'm biding my time. (Proceed to #12)
I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to #12, recommended)
#12
Tell them. (Proceed to #13, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #14)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #14)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #14)
#14
Beat off... (Proceed to #15)
Study... (Proceed to #15, recommended)
#15
Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to #16)
One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
#16
God, FINE! (Proceed to #17, necessary for a successful romance)
You know who loves getting up... (Locks you out of Phil's route)
#17
You and Penny are pretty close, huh? (Proceed to #18, recommended)
So I hear D&D was a... (Proceed to #18)
Tell me more about... (Proceed to #18)
Eat breed. (Proceed to #18)
#18
Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Tell her no. (Proceed to #19)
#19
All right, all right. (Proceed to #21, recommended)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #20)
#20
No thanks. (Proceed to #22)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #21)
#21
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #22)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #22)
Exercise? (Proceed to #22)
#22
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #23)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #23)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #23)
#23
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #24)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #24)
#24
All right, I'll go... (Proceed to #25)
Sure, it sounds interesting. (Proceed to #25)
No, I've got better stuff... (Ends route)
#25
Like what? (Proceed to #26)
That's idiotic Ian. (Proceed to #26)
#26
Keep the hat on for now. (Proceed to #27, necessary for a successful romance)
Take the hat off. (Proceed to #27)
#27
Badminton. (Proceed to #27, necessary for a successful romance)
Racquetball. (Proceed to #28)
Swimming. (Proceed to #28)
#28
Wealthy as I am... (Proceed to #29)
The emperor is rich... (Proceed to #29, necessary for a successful romance)
Wealth consists not in having... (Proceed to #29)
#29
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #30)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #31)
#30
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #31)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #31)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #31)
#31
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #32)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #32)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #32)
#32
You know what? (Proceed to #33)
No. (Ends Route)
Sorry. (Ends Route)
#33
Hey, take a deep breath... (Proceed to #34, recommended)
Look on the bright side. (Proceed to #34)
Looks like we got a... (Proceed to #34)
#34
Okay. (Proceed to #35)
I have a better idea. (Proceed to #35)
#35
Violet, Phil's just trying... (Proceed to #36)
C'mon y'all... (Ends Route)
#36
Maybe I just want to help out Penny's uncle. (Proceed to #37)
Maybe I think you're cute. (Proceed to #37, recommended)
It's about freaking time you thanked me. (Ends Route)
#37
You're on. (Proceed to #38)
No thanks,... (Ends Route)
#38
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #39)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #39)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #39)
#39
Sounds fun, I'll be there. (Proceed to #40)
Sorry, I've got... (Ends Route)
#40
It certainly couldn't hurt, could it? (Proceed to #40)
No, just no. (Proceed to #40, recommended)
#41
Take short, intense breaths... (Proceed to #42, unlocks #43)
Take slow, methodical breaths. (Proceed to #42, recommended)
#42
Lift your head higher than normal. (Proceed to #43)
Lift your head just high enough. (Proceed to #45, recommended, if chosen the second option before unlocks CG#1)
#43
It would serve you right. (Proceed to #44)
SIR, YES SIR. (Proceed to #45)
Oh shut it. (Game Over)
#44
SIR, YES SIR. (Proceed to #45)
Well, duh. (Game Over)
Do you have to yell? (Game Over)
#45
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #46)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #46)
Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to #46)
#46
Sure, sounds awesome. (Proceed to #47)
Actually, you could slide... (Ends Route)
No thanks, I'm not feeling it. (Ends Route)
#47
Not at all. (Proceed to #48)
Why don't you shut..? (Game Over)
Let Phil handle this. (Proceed to #48)
#48
Phil, you've got more... (Proceed to #49)
Yeah, shut your... (Game Over)
#49
Kiss him. (Proceed to #50, path to unlock CG#2)
Be sympathetic.(Proceed to #52)
#50
Sure, I'm glad for that. (Proceed to #52, path to unlock CG#8 and CG#9)
Offer a blowjob. (Proceed to #51, path to unlock CG#2 and CG#3)
#51
I'm soooo hungry... (Ends Route, Unlocks CG#3)
It'll help you blow off some steam. (Proceed to #52, Unlocks CG#2, Unlocks CG#8 in the Ending)
Sorry. (Proceed to #52)
#52
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #53)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #53)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #53)
#53
If that's the only... (Proceed to #54)
I dunno, am I insane? (Proceed to #54)
Well, good luck. (Ends Route)
#54
I agree, you should have your fun. (Proceed to #55)
In all honesty, you seem... (Proceed to #55, recommended)
#55
Hell yeah! (Proceed to #56, recommended)
I dunno, man. (Proceed to #56)
#56 - Quiz
You need to win the Quiz to unlock a third of Phil's CGs. To win the Quiz easily use the roll back function (press Page Up) each time you get a question wrong so you can re-answer it. There are four alternatives to each question, so eventually you'll get it right.
#57
But was it hotter than Death Valley on July 10, 1913? (Proceed to #58, Unlocks CG#4)
Hahaha. (Ends Route)
#58
Grind your ass against his dick. (Proceed to #59, Unlocks CG#6 and CG#7, Unlocks CG#8 in the Ending''')
Flip him over and wrestle for top. (Proceed to #59, Unlocks CG#5, , Unlocks CG#8 in the Ending''')
#59
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #53)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #53)
Accompany Ian... (Proceed to #53)
#60
I'd love to. (Proceed to #62, recommended)
Can't we do something else, just the two of us? (Proceed to #61)
It's finals week and I'm REALLY... (Ends Route)
#61
Okay, I'll be there. (Proceed to #62)
Sorry, but no. (Ends Route)
#62
You're asking me to hide the fact that Phil and I are going out? (Proceed to #63)
If it helps his father's campaign,... (Proceed to #63)
Only one question, Pat. (Ends Route)
#63
Don't, Phil. (Romance Successful, unlocks CG#9, if you gave Phil a blowjob and/or had sex with him also unlocks CG#8)
Hit Knutson. (Ends Route)
Let Phil handle it. (Ends Route)





Jed[]

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the others for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Eh. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #4)
#4
I bet it's nice... (Proceed to #5)
I wonder what your... (Proceed to #5)
I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to #5, recommended)
#5
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Meh. (Proceed to #8, recommended)
#8
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #9)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #9)
#9
NO. (Proceed to #10)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #10)
#10
Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other)
No. (Proceed to #11)
#11
I'm biding my time. (Proceed to #12)
I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to #12, recommended)
#12
Tell them. (Proceed to #13, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #14)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #14)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #14)
#14
Beat off... (Proceed to #15)
Study... (Proceed to #15, recommended)
#15
Can you guys handle this? (Ends Romance)
One of us should go... (Proceed to #16)
#16
I thought you were high. (Proceed to #17)
Annoying, but I'm slowly getting over it. (Proceed to #17)
I didn't like you at all. (Proceed to #17)
I thought you were hot. (Proceed to #17)
You need to relax, Ian.(Proceed to #17)
#17
Well, it's after hours. (Ends Romance)
Fine, fine, I'll go. (Proceed to #18)
#18
Whoaaa, look, I live downstairs. (Proceed to #19)
Huh? Oh, riiight. That's me, Cumslut97! (Proceed to #26)
#19
I'm not joining your circle of perverts, okay? (Proceed to #30)
Listen, if you don't keep the noise down, I'm calling the cops. (Proceed to #30)
All right, good try. You're not fooling anybody. (Proceed to #20, path to unlock CG#2)
Did you s-s-say room for one more? (Proceed to #21, path to unlock CG#2)
#20
Ha! Interrogate? (Proceed to #30)
Yes, I'm ready to test whether my hypotheses are true. (Proceed to #21)
#21
Look, I'll have you know. (Proceed to #22)
Come on, I know what Bukkake is. (Proceed to #22)
Well, not entirely. Is it like a potluck? (Proceed to #30)
#22
I see where this is going... (Proceed to #30)
Well um, technically the "star" needs to be be naked. (Proceed to #23)
If you're the "star," you need to be naked (Proceed to #24, path to unlock CG#1)
Well, if you're the "star,"... (Proceed to #25)
#23
Ok, I am NOT playing this game, pervert. (Proceed to #30)
Show him by stripping off your clothes. (Proceed to #25)
#24
Ok, I'm not playing this perverted game. (Proceed to #30)
Uh, yeah. You'd get on the floor, on your knees. (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#1)
#25
You cum on my face. (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#2)
Cum on my face, motherfucker. (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#2)
Tilt your face towards his cock, open your mouth, and wait. (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#2)
Do nothing. (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#2)
#26
Sure. We can make this a two man party. (Proceed to #27)
Bukkake party! (Proceed to #30)
#27
This is a mistake. I'm leaving. (Proceed to #30)
Get naked. (Proceed to #28)
#28
What the fuck?! (Proceed to #30)
Kneel. (Proceed to #29)
#29
Give me that fucking cum. (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#2)
As a polite gesture, I'd appreciate... (Proceed to #30, unlocks CG#2)
#30
God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to #31, recommended)
#31
Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Tell her no. (Proceed to #32)
#32
Oh god! (Proceed to #33, recommended)
Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to #33)
#33
All right, all right. (Proceed to #35, recommended)
Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to #34)
#34
No thanks. (Proceed to #36)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #35)
#35
A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to #36)
Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to #36)
Exercise? (Proceed to #36)
#36
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #37)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #37)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #37)
#37
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #38)
I'm not interested... (Proceed to #38)
#38
Stop thinking about that lunatic and go to sleep. (Ends Romance)
To hell with it. Go upstairs. (Proceed to #39)
#39
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #40)
Not gonna happen. (Proceed to #41)
#40
You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to #41)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #41)
Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to #41)
#41
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #42)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #42)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #42)
#42
Head over to Jed's (Proceed to #43)
Refuse. (Ends Romance)
#43
Sure. I'd like that. (Proceed to #44)
Sorry. I have a lot going on that night. (Ends Romance)
#44
Throw your hands in the air... (Proceed to #45)
Order another drink and try to avoid losing an eye. (Proceed to #45)
Close your eyes, bow your head... (Proceed to #45)
#45
That is so true. (Proceed to #46)
That is so not true. (Proceed to #46)
#46
Well, it's different. (Proceed to #47)
Ohmygod it was great!. (Proceed to #47)
I'll be honest, you guys need work. (Proceed to #47)
Uh, I'm not a big fan of this genre. (Proceed to #47)
I liked it. (Proceed to #47)
#47
No! The cops are right below us! (Proceed to #48)
You're right. Just keep going. (Proceed to #48, unlocks CG#3)
#48
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #49)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #49)
Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to #49)
#49
I'm starved. (Proceed to #50)
No thanks, I'm good. (Proceed to #50)
I'm hungry for something other than pizza. (Proceed to #50, unlocks #51)
#50
Sounds awesome. I'd love to. (Proceed to #52, or #51 if you chose the last option before)
Gosh. Sorry. (Ends Romance)
Depends. (Proceed to #52; or #51 if you chose the last option before)
#51
I get extra pepperoni. (Proceed to #52)
Gee, I guess I get a dick in my mouth. (Proceed to #52)
#52
Oh, I know Jed, the lead singer. (Proceed to #53)
Physically alone, I may be. (Proceed to #53, recommended)
Who are the Dirty Loofahs? I'm here for the Beebs. (Proceed to #53)
#53
Remove your clothes. (Proceed to #54)
Keep your clothes on. (Ends Romance)
#54
Stare ahead blankly. (Proceed to #55)
Smile like a champ. (Proceed to #55)
Flip off the officer and yell... (Ends Game)
#55
Say nothing. (Proceed to #56)
You're bitching way too much about this. (Proceed to #56)
I'm—I'm not his fanboy! (Proceed to #56)
#56
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #57)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #57)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #57)
#57
Okay, I'll deliver the money to the band. (Proceed to #59)
(Lie) Okay, I'll deliver the money to the band. (Ends Romance)
I'm not your errand boy, Jed. (Proceed to #58)
I really think you should go yourself. (Proceed to #59)
#58
I've got stuff to do. (Ends Romance)
Fine. But this is the last time! (Proceed to #59)
#59
He did have me deliver some money... (Proceed to #60)
Nothing, never mind. (Proceed to #60)
#60
You know, he might seem a little nuts... (Proceed to #61)
It's not like that. (Proceed to #61)
#61
Sounds like you need help. I'm on my way. (Proceed to #63)
I'm sorry man. That's pretty far. (Ends Romance)
You know, I'm starting to get the feeling... (Proceed to #62)
#62
Jed, if you can't be honest... (Ends Romance)
I'll pick you up. (Proceed to #63)
#63
Since no one else is willing to do it... (Proceed to #64)
Kick his ass. (Proceed to #64)
Say nothing. (Proceed to #64)
What's your problem, Vince? (Proceed to #64)
#64
I'll keep an eye out for him. (Ends Romance)
I'll see what I can do to help. (Proceed to #65)
#65
7th Day Adventist. (Ends Romance)
8th Presbyterian. (Proceed to #66)
9th Baptist. (Ends Romance)
10th Zoroastrianist. (Ends Romance)
11th Satanist. (Ends Romance)
#66
Attend church. (Proceed to #67)
No way. (Ends Romance)
#67
Yeah, those guys are hilarious. (Proceed to #68)
The Stooges? Wow, really? (Proceed to #68)
Those dudes were legend for a reason. (Proceed to #68)
#68
Is that really so bad though? (Proceed to #69)
They've got connections and resources. (Proceed to #69)
You gotta do whatever makes this worth it for you. (Proceed to #69)
#69
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #70)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #70)
Accompany Ian... (Proceed to #70)
#70
Go to the band meeting,... (Proceed to #71)
Go to the competition and support Jed. (Proceed to #72, one of two options necessary for the bad ending and locks out CGs#7-9)
#71
We've got some real pressing issues here. (Proceed to #72, path to unlock CGs#7-9)
You guys can't kick Jed out. (Proceed to #72, one of two options necessary for the bad ending and locks out CGs#7-9)
#72
Give him a pep talk. (Proceed to #73, path to unlock CG#6, and necessary for the romantic ending and unlocking CGs#8-9 if the bandmates join you)
Kiss him. (Proceed to #75, necessary for the sexual ending and unlocking CGs#7-8 if the bandmates join you)
#73
You should really channel... (Ends Romance)
Kiss him harder. (Proceed to #74)
#74
Enter a stall. (Proceed to #75)
Um, I don't think I'm up for this. (Ends Romance)
#75
Top him. (Proceed to Endingunlocks CG#5)
Bottoms up (Proceed to Endingunlocks CG#4)
CG#6 unlocked after competition if pep talk was chosen in #72
Ending
CG#7-9 require the bandmates to join you at Jed's recital (go to band meeting, mention Vince's "crabs"), and to have sex with Jed before his recital.
CG#8 (final night) is unlocked along with CG#7 (sexual ending) or CG#9 (romantic ending).
Regardless of whether you give the pep talk or not, if the bandmates do not join you, then the bad ending is achieved where the band splits up and CGs#7-9 remain locked, even if CGs#4-6 have been unlocked.

Alex[]

#1
I'm gay. (Proceed to #2)
I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to #2)
Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)
#2
All right. You drive. (Proceed to #4, recommended)
Actually, the real reason... (Proceed to #3)
#3
Fine, fine! (Proceed to #4)
No. (Locked out Alex's route)
#4
Whisky, straight up. (Proceed to #6)
Beer. (Proceed to #6)
A glass of Cabernet. (Proceed to #6)
A Midori sour. (Proceed to #6)
White Zinfandel. (Proceed to #6)
Milk. (Proceed to #5)
#5
Whisky, straight up. (Proceed to #6)
Beer. (Proceed to #6)
A glass of Cabernet. (Proceed to #6)
A Midori sour. (Proceed to #6)
White Zinfandel. (Proceed to #6)
I really fucking want a glass of milk! (Proceed to #6)
#6
Wave back. (Proceed to #7)
Pretend to be really fascinated... (Proceed to #7, recommended)
#7
Sure, I'll have another one of these. (Proceed to #8)
No thanks, I'm good. (Proceed to #8)
Turn around and ignore him (Ends Route)
#8
Actually, no. (Proceed to #9)
Not really. (Proceed to #9. Recommended. Unlocks CG#8 in the ending)
No I've never been... (Proceed to #9. Unlocks CG#8 in the ending)
#9
It's Mark. (Proceed to #10)
It's Philbert. (Proceed to #10)
#10
Sure, here you go. (Proceed to #11, recommended)
Actually, I wasn't looking to meet... (Proceed to #11)
O-o-okay. (Proceed to #11)
Not interested. (Ends Route)
Whatever. (Ends Route)
#11
Somebody hit on me. (Proceed to #12, recommended)
Uh, not really. (Proceed to #12)
#12
Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to #13)
#13
Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity)
Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to #14)
#14
This guy hit on me. (Proceed to #15)
It went okay, I guess. (Proceed to #16)
#15
Look, I'm sort... (Proceed to #16, recommended)
Do me a favor, Ian. (Proceed to #16)
#16
HELLLOOO Professor. (Proceed to #17)
Meh. (Proceed to #17)
#17
Yes. (Ends route)
You know, it will be... (Proceed to #20, necessary for a successful romance)
You know, I'm still open... (Ends route)
In that case,... (Proceed to #18)
#18
Um, yeah. (Ends route)
He just need a little encouragement. (Proceed to #19)
#19
Flee his office. (Ends route)
I'm sorry I just thought- (Ends route)
Look, we're obviously... (Ends route)
#20
Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to #21)
Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to #21)
#21
Tell Penny... (Proceed to #22)
Change the subject. (Proceed to #22)
#22
NO. (Proceed to #23. Hurts your friendship with Penny)
Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to #23, recommended)
#23
Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
No. (Proceed to #24)
#24
I'm biding my time. (Proceed to #25)
I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to #25, recommended)
#25
Tell them. (Proceed to #26, recommended)
Oh, you know. (Proceed to #26)
#26
Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to #27)
Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to #27, highly recommended)
Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to #27)
#27
Beat off... (Proceed to #28)
Study... (Proceed to #28, recommended)
#28
Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to #29)
One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
#29
God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to #30)
#30
Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)
Tell her no. (Proceed to #31)
CG#1 is unlocked
#31
Your mom. (Proceed to #32)
You. (Proceed to #32)
My anatomy... (Proceed to #32)
Nothing! (Proceed to #32)
#32
All right, all right. (Proceed to #34, recommended)
Are you done with... (Proceed to #33)
#33
No thanks. (Ends Route)
GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to #34)
#34
A couple laps...(Proceed to #35)
Work up a sweat...(Proceed to #35)
Exercise? (Proceed to #35)
#35
Sure. Why not? (Proceed to #37, recommended)
No thanks. (Ends Route)
No thanks. (Ends Route)
W-w-what are you doing here?!? (Proceed to #36)
#36
Sure. (Proceed to #37)
No thanks. (Ends Route)
#37
Sneak a quick peak at his ass. (Ends Route)
Are you kidding? (Proceed to #38)
#38
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #39)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #39)
Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #39)
#39
Fine, fine... (Proceed to #40)
I'm not interested (Proceed to #40)
#40
Fine, fine. (Proceed to #41)
Not gonna happen. (Ends Route)
#41
But, you're right. (Proceed to #42)
Look, it might shock you... (Proceed to #42)
#42
You're here for a purpose... (Ends Route)
Maybe see... (Proceed to #43)
Hit the treadmill. (Ends Route)
#43
I suppose. (Proceed to #44)
Bring it, gramps. (Proceed to #44)
Uh, okay. (Proceed to #44)
Not feeling it today. (Ends Route)
#44
Your mind goes blank. (Ends Route)
Give him the answer. (Type in "Contusion", Proceed to #45, unlocks CG#2)
#45
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #46)
Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to #46)
Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to #46)
#46
I understand. (Proceed to #47, recommended)
But I thought we had more going on? (Proceed to #47)
Why the worry? (Ends Route)
#47
Explain what's been happening between you and Alex. (Proceed to #48, necessary for a successful romance)
Ask about the sandwiches. (Ends Route)
#48
Yes, find out what's going on, Penny. (Proceed to #49, necessary for a successful romance)
Uh, just forget it. (Ends Route)
#49
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #50)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #50)
Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to #50)
#50
This is awful. (Proceed to #51)
I can't be involved with this. (Proceed to #51)
Nothing's going to come of this. (Proceed to #51)
#51
Fine. (Proceed to #52, necessary for a successful romance)
I don't need to find out... (Ends Route)
#52
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #53)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #53)
Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to #53)
#53
Screw that. (Proceed to #55, recommended)
No. (Proceed to #54)
#54
No. This will not lead to anything good.. (Ends Route)
Get to the bottom of this. (Proceed to #55)


#55
I need to... (Proceed to #56, necessary for a successful romance)
As your student... (Proceed to #56)
#56
I... I understand. (Proceed to #60)
You can't do this. (Proceed to #57, necessary for a successful romance)
#57
Yeah, good idea. (Proceed to #60)
Yeah, maybe we should... (Proceed to #58, path to unlock CGs 3, 4 and 5, locks you out of the good ending)
#58
Keep going. (Proceed to #59, leads to CGs 3, 4 and 5, locks you out of the good ending)
Stop. (Proceed to #60)
#59
Push him onto his knees. (Proceed to #60, Unlocks CG#3, locked out of the good ending)
Let me suck your cock. (Proceed to #60, Unlocks CG#4, locked out of the good ending)
Yes, fuck me. (Proceed to #60, Unlocks CG#5, locked out of the good ending)
#60
So drop the investigation... (Proceed to #60, necessary for a successful romance)
So I'm turning you in... (Ends Route)
#61
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #62)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #62)
Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to #62)
#62
It was nothing. (Proceed to #64)
I need to talk about what happened. (Proceed to #63)
#63
It Fine. (Proceed to #64)
But, I'm the one... (Ends Route)
#64
Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to #65)
Get some studying done. (Proceed to #65)
Accompany Ian... (Proceed to #65)
#65
No. (Ends Route)
Yes. (Proceed to #66)
#66
I was being stalked. (Ends Route)
I wanted to help. (Proceed to #67, necessary for a successful romance)
I just got caught up in drama... (Ends Route)
#67
But, you're not my professor anymore. (Romance Successful, Unlocks CG#6 and CG#7 and unlocks CG#8 if you picked the second or third choice at #8)
Keep it cool and shake his hand. (Ends Route)

Amos[]

Follow Ian's route to the point at the gay bar except don't go home with him. You can follow 4 different paths on Amos' route: the romantic path, the erotic path, the weird path and the mean path. Depending on the path you choose, you'll be able to unlock different CG from Amos' route:

  • Romantic route --> CG#9, CG#12
  • Erotic route --> CG#6, CG#7, CG#10
  • Weird route --> CG#2, CG#3, CG#5, CG#11
  • Mean route --> CG#4, CG#9
#1 – Gay bar
A glass of Sauvignon Blanc, please. --> #2
I'll have a beer. --> #2
The usual, good sir. --> #2
#2 – Gay bar
Wait, what? --> #3
I suppose you are correct. --> #3
I'm just going to enjoy my drink. Thank you. *Look away* --> #3
#3 – Gay bar
Ok, you really had me going there. --> #4
Do you wanna just put the roofie in my drink now... --> #4
#4 – Gay bar
YOU'RE NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING, ASSHOLE --> #5
If you continue this course of action... --> #5
Exactly how much money are we talking about here? --> #5
#5 – Gay bar
People are so superficial, right? --> #6
Well, I don't think you're plain looking. --> #6
Are you plain? Not sure how anyone would know with that beard. --> #6
#6 – Gay bar
Accept the ride. --> #7
Politely decline. --> Romance fails
Is this some kind of trick? --> #7
#7 – On Amos' motorbike
I'd love to. --> #8, romantic path
Maybe romantic, maybe a little more than that. Yeah, yeah? --> #8, erotic path
Ok, this is gonna sound mean, but romantic?... --> #?, mean path
Actually, I've got this jug of pennies... --> #?, weird path
Sorry, I'm really busy with school these days. --> Romance fails
#8 – Kitchen
Um heh, okay. *blush* --> #9
He's a guy, I'm a guy, that's all there is to know. --> #9
Penny, don't you have some bugs to fix? --> #9
#9 – Bathroom
Keep it casual in a t-shirt. --> #10
Dress up for god's sake. --> #10
#10 – Meadow
No fried chicken or fruit roll-ups? What the heck, man? --> #11, mean path
Sounds kind of cheesy, if you get my drift. Heh. --> #11, weird path
This place is nice and secluded. It's perfect. *wink wink* --> #11, erotic path
This place is beautiful. It's so serene. --> #11, romantic path
#11 – Meadow
LOL. You are so right. Wanna fuck? --> #12, erotic path
That's a good point. --> #12, romantic path
Cry me a river, Mary. It's not that bad. --> #12, mean path
I like the way you talk, big feller. --> #12, weird path
#12 – Meadow
Remove the cattail and pet her. --> #13
Shoo her away. --> #13
#13 – In the balloon
Think we could get the balloonist into a mile-high menage? --> #14, erotic path
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is corny, and so are you. --> mean path
Whatever. I'm just sad I didn't bring my magnifying glass... --> #14, weird path
Bite your lip and say nothing --> #14, romantic path
#14 – In the balloon
Well, actually, I haven't come yet. *Wink* --> #15, erotic path
Hey, listen. If we toss Mr. Balloon Man over the side... --> #15, weird path
Would you freak out if I started jumping up and down right now? --> #15, mean path
I never expected anything like this. --> #15, romantic path
#15 – In the balloon
Okay. Sounds fun. --> #16, CG#1
Poetry? Uh, no, I've got, uh, something else going on. --> CG#1, romance fails
#16 – Your room
Yes, Edgy. Help me! --> #17
Fuck off. --> #17
Wait a second. How would you know that? --> #?
#17 – Your room
Poetry is Stoopid --> #18, mean path
Evening Anthem --> #18, romantic path
I Don't Mean to be Weird, But --> #18, weird path
Dat Ass --> #18, erotic path
#18 – Your room
Not heart, head nor body relaxes in middle 8th month sun, --> #19, romantic path
I've not nutted in a month, --> #19, erotic path
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is stupid, are you stupid too? --> #19, mean path
The tires of the bicycle of my soul have been slashed and deflated, --> #19, weird path
#19 – Your room
You recite your words with ridiculous sentiment, --> #20, mean path
My, fleshy, delicious, young heart-thoroughly masticated, --> #20, weird path
Patient, man waits for cool, blue evening, --> #20, romantic path
No one lusts for my hard, young shaft, --> #20, erotic path
#20 – Your room
Seems that the world's phasers have been set to 'make my life suck,' --> #21, weird path
My length, my strength, my girth forsaken, --> #21, erotic path
And they wind up smelling like a pile of excrement, --> #21, mean path
The heat is a madman trying to scorch everything and all, --> #21, romantic path
#21 – Your room
Then you--a tree, your leaves, offering respite shade. --> #22, romantic path
That's when I saw... dat ass. --> #22, erotic path
Then I saw you-stronger than Shatner, more solid than a hockey puck. --> #22, weird path
Or rather, crap, feces, caca, or simply put--poo. --> #22, mean path
#22 – Your room
You're like my favorite pair of worn, holey socks, --> #23, weird path
Standing, planted, unmoved by breeze, unscorched, --> #23, romantic path
What is a more pitiful and grotesque display, --> #23, mean path
I'd speed down the roads of your colon in my penis-mobile, --> #23, erotic path
#23 – Your room
Caressing your sphincter with expert precision, --> #24, erotic path
Than pretending to be a poet from some yonder day, --> #24, mean path
Eyes inviting, eyes and words inviting any, all, to sit, --> #24, romantic path
You smell even sweeter than my favorite cum box, --> #24, weird path
#24 – Your room
To relax, to bask, to smile underneath your arms, --> #25, romantic path
Your warm, hairy highway beckons my load, --> #25, erotic path
And I love the way your limbs attach to your torso, --> #25, weird path
Maybe you fakers would like to get with the times, --> #25, mean path
#25 – Your room
You're as symmetrical as a sphere, perhaps even more-so. --> #26, weird path
Try some modern verse that's more than just nursery tale rhymes. --> #26, mean path
Fully erect when I eject in the depth at the end of your road. --> #26, erotic path
Your strength, calm, silence, your universe. --> #26, romantic path
#26 – Your room
Whining all night, crying like babies, with all this carrying on, --> #27, mean path
I'd eat out a cat's asshole just to glimpse your face, --> #27, erotic path
I would do any and every and no thing and this, and this again, --> #27, romantic path
I'd let you eat all the nougat from my candy bars, --> #27, weird path
#27 – Your room
Or bathe in fetid smegma for a touch of your naughty place, --> #28, erotic path
I'd forever, I'd always, or never, as often as you wish, --> #28, romantic path
Or crash into me, head-on, when we're playing bumper cars, --> #28, weird path
About your poor broken hearts and the love for which you long, --> 28, mean path
#28 – Your room
I'd be your temple, your home, your desert, river, or road, --> #29, romantic path
I'd drown lots of small mammals just to hear your voice, --> #29, weird path
Why don't you idiots do something more practical, --> #29, mean path
I'd let you shit on my chest for a whiff of your sex, --> #29, erotic path
#29 – Your room
Cause you make my cock harder than any Harry, Dick, Tom or Rex. --> #30, erotic path
I want to be the greasy fried chicken fingers and you be the towelette that is moist. --> #30, weird path
Like douse yourselves with something that's flammable. --> #30, mean path
For no other good than good itself, for love and all that loves. --> #30, romantic path
#30 – Your room
For words mean little as is, yet in poems even less, --> #31, mean path
These words are broken silent men, but true as blood to their depth, --> #31, romantic path
My wrinkly bean-bag swells whenever you're near, --> #31, erotic path
Don't call me crazy (seriously, the diagnosis is NOT right,) --> #31 weird path
#31 – Your room
Cause you're like the apple sauce and pork-chop running out on the same bite, --> #32, weird path
I want to stick my dick everywhere, not just your rear, --> #32, erotic path
My eyes cannot lie, heart beating cannot lie, sweat on brow does not lie, --> #32, romantic path
Your prettied up lyrics are like squealing pigs in a dress, --> #32, mean path
#32 – Your room
Every word fails, fails, never the truth of this and us, --> #33, romantic path
I've not been so sure of anything since realizing my cat was Republican, --> #33, weird path
For no poet ever managed to say anything as true, --> #33 mean path
Cause nobody ever made want me fuck this bad, --> #33, erotic path
#33 – Your room
I'd fuck you no matter what, for better or worse, happy or sad. --> #34, erotic path
Just echoes of echoes, crude drawings and sketches... --> #34, romantic path
As the grass from his ass or the chunks that he blew, --> #34, mean path
You're even better than Revel reissued Hamsterbots number one. --> #34, weird path
#34 – Your room
Don't hate me cause my rhymes are better than yours, --> #35, mean path
My dick and yours are predestined to mingle, --> #35, erotic path
No fate, not destiny, designed by neither god nor man, but we must, --> #35, romantic path
You're like a beautiful slab of finely aged bacon, --> #35, weird path
#35 – Your room
And let me say my asshole doesn't like being single, --> #36, erotic path
As I work my flow down your throats like a two penny whore, --> #36, mean path
Let me cure you and fry you and serve you on a plate, --> #36, weird path
As well we wake, we breathe, we walk, we must also love, --> #36, romantic path
#36 – Your room
I came, I saw, and I fucked your pedantic shit up, --> #37, mean path
Any honest heart given, a working will, know they must, too, --> #37, romantic path
I'll be the submarine and you be the dock, --> #37, erotic path
That'd make a mighty fine breakfast, if I'm not mistaken, --> #37, weird path
#37 – Your room
Now get over here and let me mack on that cock. --> #38, erotic path
In my own way I'm saying, I think you're just great. --> #38, weird path
Now open your mouths and suck on my lyrical nuts. --> #38, mean path
Allow my words to rest for now, for I must fall in love with you. --> #38, romantic path
#38 – Your room
Summon Ian and Penny to share your masterwork. --> #39
Keep quiet. This shit's embarrassing. --> #39
#39 – Poetry bar
Follow Amos' lead and refuse to clap.
Clap politely.
Hiss and boo.
Whistle and cheer. --> mean path
If you chose the romantic path --> #40?
If you chose the erotic path --> #42
If you chose the weird path --> #42
If you chose the mean path --> #42
#40
Gosh, the words just pop into my head. It's like magic! --> #42
I think...being around you has had an effect on me. --> #41
Never mind that. What was your ex talking about earlier?... --> #42
#41
You're better than anything I could have imagined. --> #42
Heh. True. --> #42
#42 – Living room
Tell him what happened between you and Amos. --> #43
It's none of your business. Usher him out of the apartment. --> #44
Lie and tell him everyone in your family died due to a freak ski lift accident. --> #44
#43 – Living room
You know what? That's not happening. Now away with you... --> #44
Give him a tip. --> #44
#44 – Living room
I'm just going to thank Amos in person. --> #45
All right. You're crazy but I'll send him the shrub. --> Romance fails
#45 – On the road
Cycle aggressively. --> #46
Keep it mellow. --> #46
#46 – On the road
Go straight. --> #46
Go left. --> You'll get into a loop where you can keep on till at a point where you need to go back. --> #47
Go right. --> #47
#47 – Living room
Fine. Tip the man. --> #48
Refuse. --> #48
Throw pennies at his feet. --> #48
#48 – Living room
Text Amos yes. --> #49
Text Amos no. --> Romance fails
#49 – On the street
No. I'd rather not. --> #50
Put the blindfold on. --> #51
#50 – On the street
No way, Jose… --> Romance ends
Ah, alright. --> #51
#51 – Show-boat
Rad. Think they have shuffleboard. --> #52, weird path
How romantic!! I can't wait. --> #52, romantic path
How… quaint. --> #52, mean path
Niiice. I've never banged on a boat before. --> #?, erotic path
#52 – Dining room
That looks amazing. --> #53, romantic, weird and mean paths
Chicory-dickory, doc. --> #53, erotic path
#53 – Dining room
Oh wow! Are all these for me? --> #54, weird path
Take the candied rose petal champagne gelato. --> #54, romantic path
I'm fine, and I don't think my friend here needs any of this. --> #54, mean path
Maybe I should be on that tray. *Wink Wink* --> #54, erotic path
#54 – Dining room
So that cat. Is that supposed to represent love? --> #55, romantic and erotic path
So like, even though he's gay, he's now looking for wet pussy? --> #55, mean path
Why a cat? Why not a turtle? --> #55, weird path
#55 – Dining room
What a great movie. I love it. --> #56, romantic path
I thought it was all right. --> #56, erotic path
Eh, not really my cup of tea. --> #56, mean path
I was hoping for some guns. Explosions. --> #56, weird path
#56 – Cabin
I've got big plans. I'm pretty ambitious. --> #57, erotic path, CG#2
I'm still thinking about it. --> #57, romantic path
This might sound unusual, but I don't have any right now. --> #57
I don't know. And I'm pretty anxious about it. --> #57, mean path, CG#2
#57 – Cabin
Maybe you could, you know, put on a wizard hat. --> #58
We're about to bone, aren't we? -->
Just answer the freaking question. --> #58
Say nothing. --> #58
#58 – On the road
Hmmm. Well, you've got a point. --> Romance fails
You can't be serious? --> #59
#59 – Amos' apartment
Have a look-see. --> #60
Leave well enough alone and try to calm down. --> #62, romantic path
#60 – Amos' apartment
Apologize. --> #61
Leave. --> #?
#61 – Amos' apartment
Like a serial killer with a loving family? --> Romance fails
I understand that. --> #62
#62 – Amos' apartment
It actually sounds incredibly hot. Count me in. --> #63, erotic path
I'm not here to judge. --> #63, romantic path
I knew you were perverted, you big old freak, you! --> #?
I need to tell you something, too. --> #63, weird path
I don't think I can handle this. --> Romance fails
#63 – Amos' apartment
In that case, kick his ass for me. --> #65
You're wrestling with your ex? --> #64
#64 – Amos' apartment
Then I hope you decimate him for me. --> #65
I don't think I'm okay with this. --> Romance fails
#65 – Amos' apartment
How could you lose to a Keats guy? --> #66, erotic path
That sonofabitch. I will end him! --> #66
Are you hurt badly? --> #66, romantic path
#66 – Amos' apartment
Amos, I'll help you however I can.

--> mean path: #70

--> other paths: #67

Say something inspirational.

--> mean path: #70

--> other paths: #67

#67 – Amos' apartment
Talk mild trash.

--> weird path: #70, CG#5 and CG#3

--> other paths: #68

Talk serious trash.

--> weird path: #70, CG#5 and CG#3

--> other paths: #68

Point out how ignoring you is an immature and ineffective manipulation tactic.

--> weird path: #70, CG#5 and CG#3

--> other paths: #68

Say nothing.

--> weird path: #70, CG#5 and CG#3

--> other paths: #68

#68 – Amos' bedroom
Can we just take a breather? I just want to chill with you. --> #CG10, #70
You're on. --> #69
#69 – Amos' bedroom
Fight fair. --> CG#6 and CG#10, #71
Fight dirty. --> CG#7 and CG#10, #71
#70 – Amos' garage
Obediently do as he asks. --> #71, CG#4
Growl like an animal and show him your teeth. -->
Go fuck yourself. -->
#71 – End of Amos' route
If you went the romantic path --> CG#9, CG#12
If you went the erotic path -->
If you went the weird path --> CG#11
If you went the mean path --> CG#9

Bonus Dates[]

Jake[]

#1
Go on a date with Jake. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested. (Game Over)
#2
Thanks, you're not so bad yourself. (Proceed to #6)
Blush coyly and avert your eyes. (Proceed to #3)
Shrug like your to cool for school. (Proceed to #4)
#3
Shake your body to get rid of the butterflies. (Proceed to #6)
What, like literally start shaking? (Proceed to #6)
I'll be fine. Heh. (Proceed to #6)
#4
Remain as silent, stoic and alpha as you possibly can. (Proceed to #5)
Oh, um, heh. Thanks. (Proceed to #6)
#5
Look off in the distance while remaining silent and flexing a bit. (Game Over)
Oh, what, yes? (Proceed to #6)
#6
Sounds pretty good, I'm starving. (Proceed to #7)
ME TOO! (Proceed to #9)
That's pretty obvious. (Proceed to #10)
#7
Then I'll just eat until I'm full. (Proceed to #13)
Hmm... What would you suggest? (Proceed to #8)
I doubt. I'm really picky. (Proceed to #13)
#8
More like impossible! (Proceed to #13)
I think I can do it! (Proceed to #13)
Piece of cake! (Proceed to #13)
#9
Heh, thanks. I go to the gym a lot. (Proceed to #13)
I'm lucky to have this metabolism. (Proceed to #13)
Funny, I wish I looked more like you. (Proceed to #13)
#10
I just meant it wouldn't hurt if you lost a few pounds. (Proceed to #11)
I don't see a lot of beefy guys nibbling on salads, is all. (Proceed to #13)
What, like you don't know you're fat? (Proceed to #12)
#11
Kinda TMI, to be honest. (Game Over)
Sorry, I should be more careful about what I say. (Proceed to #13)
Thank you for sharing something so personal with me. (Proceed to #13)
#12
Because I think you're hot. (Proceed to #13)
Because you seem really nice. (Proceed to #13)
I was bored. (Game Over)
Because I thought you were paying for dinner. (Game Over)
#13
There's really no safe part to the elevator. (Proceed to #14)
Well at least we're going up pretty quickly. (Proceed to #14)
#14
Maybe we should jump up and down to free the elevator. (Proceed to #15)
Allow Jake to catch his breath while you try the intercom. (Proceed to #15)
Who does that call though? (Proceed to #15)
#15
And sabotage. (Proceed to #16
True. (Proceed to #16)
So we're good then. (Proceed to #16)
#16
Yeah, that's one of my favourites too! (Proceed to #17)
Not one of my favourites, but still pretty cool. (Proceed to #23)
Ugh, I enjoy more intellectually stimulating games. (Proceed to #23, locks you out sex scene)
#17
The original. (Proceed to #18)
A Link to the Past. (Proceed to #19)
Ocarina of Time. (Proceed to #20)
#18
Why would any one remember that? (Proceed to #22, locks you out of sex scene)
Lone bush near the bottom-right of the map, right? (Proceed to #22)
First or second quest? (Proceed to #22)
#19
Being able to switch between the light and dark worlds. (Proceed to #22)
There were so many items to discover. (Proceed to #22)
Honestly? Harassing cuccos until they swarmed you. (Proceed to #22)
#20
I hated those things! (Proceed to #22)
Note to self: no horror games for Jake. (Proceed to #22)
Hah, chicken. (Proceed to #21)
#21
Hah! Nice. (Proceed to #22)
Um, no. (Proceed to #22, locks you out of sex scene)
#22
Yes! Fight AND pick up loot? (Proceed to #23)
No way. (Proceed to #23, locks you out of sex scene)
I liked the bombs. (Proceed to #23)
#23
Honestly, i have no idea. (Proceed to #26)
I'm just looking to date, nothing serious yet. (Proceed to #26)
I want a boyfriend. (Proceed to #26)
I'm just exploring, figuring out what I like right now. (Proceed to #26)
#24
It's been OK. (Proceed to #26)
It's been pretty rough. (Proceed to #26)
Well... (Proceed to #25)
#25
Tell him everything. (Proceed to #26)
You perv! (Proceed to #26)
I said too much! (Proceed to #26)
#26
Isn't that a fancy term for sleeping around? (Proceed to #27)
I'd say 'sing me up' but I have enough trouble... (Proceed to #27)
Not my thing. (Proceed to #27, locks CG#2 and CG#3)
#27
I don't know. (Proceed to #28)
It sounds like so much... (Proceed to #28)
#28
Polyamory sounds awesome. (Proceed to #29, unlocks Kiss Him option on #29, necessary for sex scene)
Interesting.
I don't think it's for me.
#29
Talk more. (Proceed to #32)
Kiss him. (Proceed to #30, necessary for sex scene)
Jump up and down. (Game Over)
#30
Take it slow and keep kissing him. (Proceed to #31)
Go for broke. (Proceed to #31, necessary for sex scene)
#31
I hope not. (Proceed to #32)
I hope so. (Proceed to 32, unlocks CG#1)
#32
You're totally right. (Only unlocked if made the right choices, Proceed to #34, unlocks CG#3)
Let's have dinner with these guys. (Proceed to #34)
I'd like to finish our date actually, just us two. (Date Successful)
Is this an invitation to an orgy? I'll pass.

(Only unlocked if made the right choices, Proceed to #33, path to unlock CG#2)

#33
I will most definitely do that. (Game Over)
Stay. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)
#34
Leave the buffet. (Date Successful)
Give the staff members apiece of your mind. (Date Successful)


Tommy[]

#1
Go on a date with Tommy. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested. (Date Fails)
#2
That sounds very fulfilling. (Proceed to #3)
That would make me really anxious. (Proceed to #3)
#3
There are no perfect systems in the world,... (Proceed to #4, necessary for a successful date)
If you're innocent it's appalling. (Proceed to #4, leads into a Game Over after #8)
Oh well. Shit happens. (Game Over)
#4
Despite the tragedy of what happened to you... (Proceed to #6)
Systems are imperfect because people are imperfect. (Proceed to 5)
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. (Game Over)
#5
But...I...was..just...learning...how...to...love. (Game Over)
Say nothing. (Proceed to #6)
#6
I know how you feel, John Michael Wayne Darryl. (Game Over)
I know how you feel, Darryl John Michael Wayne. (Proceed to #7)
I know how you feel, Michael Darryl Wayne John. (Game Over)
#7
I hate my name too. (Game Over)
I'm an innocent bystander, just like you were. (Proceed to #8)
#8
If you're innocent, Tommy can... (Proceed to #9)
Just let me go. (Game Over)
#9
Let him finish you off with his mouth... (Proceed to #11, Unlocks CG#2)
Switch the action to something else. (Proceed to #10)
#10
I can totally do this. (Proceed to #11, unlocks CG#1)
Erm, yeah... (Proceed to #11, Unlocks CG#2)
#11
Cuddle and sigh. (Date Successful)
It's time for the prosecution to rest! (Date Successful)



Frank[]

#1
Go on a date with Frank. (Proceed to #2)
Not interested. (Game Over)
#2
Is that an ascot? (Proceed to #3)
You've got something on your neck. (Game Over)
Nice meeting you, too. (Proceed to #3, recommended)
#3
Oh yeah, all the time. (Proceed to #4)
Wow, that's impressive. (Proceed to #5, required for a successful date)
#4
The constant chill on your neck... (Proceed to #5)
You can make unlimited, free snowcones. (Proceed to #5)
#5
Oh, finance? (Proceed to #6, recommended)
Cool. (Proceed to #6)
#6
I'm studying finance, too. (Proceed to #7)
I'm pre-law. (Proceed to #7)
English. (Proceed to #7, required for a successful date)
#7
Well, there's a caviar place nearby... (Proceed to #8
Why don't we just cut over to the beach... (Proceed to #8, required for a successful date)
#8
Blueberry Ballsack (Proceed to #9)
Penis Red Raspberry (Proceed to #9)
Butter My Pecans (Proceed to #9)
That's Not Cum On My Mouth Vanilla (Proceed to #9)
Exploration Chocolate (Proceed to #9)
Seems Like A Good Idea When You're Drunk Butthole (Proceed to #9)
Firs Time Sriracha Swirl (Proceed to #9)
#9
Oh that's nothing. (Proceed to #10)
I actually don't know... (Proceed to #10, required for a successful date)
#10
Just my fish, Slurpy. (Proceed to #11, required for a successful date)
I'm more into collecting exotic animal trophies. (Proceed to #11)
I'm a horse guy. (Proceed to #11)
#11
Obviously, with fancy names like that. (Proceed to #12)
Why not have more fun names? (Proceed to #12)
Champion stock? (Proceed to #12)
#12
All of them. (Game Over)
I'm a big supporter of illiteracy. (Game Over)
Actually, I'm not in a great position... (Proceed to #13, required for a successful date)
Politely excuse yourself from date. (Game Over)
#13
I mean, it's great that you have... (Proceed to #14)
Most people just want to get to know each other. (Proceed to #14)
#14
This kind of changes things. (Game Over)
Well, Frankie, listen. (Proceed to #15)
#15
Really? (Proceed to #16)
Hahaha! (Game Over)
Woah! (Proceed to #16)
#16
Yeah, you're right. (Game Over)
I don't exactly have a whole... (Proceed to #17)
#17
How about right now? (Proceed to #18)
Just take baby steps. (Proceed to #18)
#18
I'll do it, too. (Proceed to #19, Unlocks CG#1)
Yeah, you're right. (Game Over)
#19
Wipe the drooll... (Proceed to #20)
It's... (Proceed to #20)
Paltry, man. (Game Over)
#20
I'm just trying to take mental notes here,... (Proceed to #21)
Can you show me that twirl again? (Proceed to #21)
No, no, no. (Game Over)
#21
Yes, good. (Proceed to #22)
If my penis is any indication... (Proceed to #22)
Eh. (Game Over)
#22
Voila! (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)
Okay I was trying to think... (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)



Luke[]

Luke's date is rather simple. There are only two CGs available and they can be both unlocked on the same playthrough.

LukeWalkthrough



Cesar[]

#1
Sure. (Proceed to #2 )
No thanks. (Game Over)
#2
Will do. (Proceed to #3)
No. (Game Over)
#3
Take some. Just in case. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#2 )
No. Just no. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#1)
#4
Continue down the alleyway. (Proceed to #5)
Go home. (Game Over)
#5
Yes, this is my last semester of college. (Proceed to #6 if Mark didn't took the ranch, if he did go to #9)
I'm keeping my mouth shut until I talk to a lawyer. (Proceed to #6 if Mark didn't took the ranch, if he did go to #9)
#6 - Only if Mark didn't took the ranch
Aren't you gonna frisk my butt too? (Proceed to #7)
Your sting was a completely illegal operation. (Game Over)
Okay! I can prove to you I'm innocent. (Game Over)
Say nothing. (Game Over)
#7
Because you can totally frisk it. (Proceed to #8)
I just want to know what's the proper police procedure. (Game Over)
#8
Well judging by that bulge in your pants... (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#1)
Sorry officer. I'll behave now. (Game Over)
Stay silent. (Game Over)
#9 - Only if Mark took the ranch
I's a bag of ranch dressing mix. (Proceed to #10)
It's cocaine. Obviously. Duh. (Proceed to #10)
#10
Well, believe it. Will you let me go now? (Game Over)
You're such a goddamn rookie, rookie. (Proceed to #11)
#11
Well then, let me go already. (Game Over)
Whatever. You don't seem experienced to me, rookie. (Proceed to #12)
#12
No thanks. Let me go officer. (Game Over)
Oh yeah? Maybe I do...rookie. (Proceed to #13)
#13
Nod, enthusiastically. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#2)
Frantically shake your head no. (Game Over)



Terry[]

#1
Ok. (Proceed to #2)
No thanks. (Game Over)
#2
I'M HERE FOR THE DICKING! (Proceed to #3)
Hey, it's me. (Proceed to #3, recommended)
#3
I'm so excited! (Proceed to #4)
I'm so hard. (Proceed to #4)
I'm going to get really close to him... (Proceed to #4, recommended)
#4
I can't believe I'm finally meeting you! (Proceed to #5, recommended)
Wow. You look so much older in person. (Proceed to #5)
Burst into tears (Proceed to #5)
#5
Walk normally. (Proceed to #7)
Do a spin,… (Proceed to #7, recommended)
Flip everyone off. (Proceed to #6, only leads into Game Overs)
#6
Run out of the restaurant. (Game Over)
Fuck you. (Game Over)
#7
I saw Funt in the bathroom. (Proceed to #8, highly recommended)
Oh, it’s nothing. (Proceed to #8, unlocks #12)
#8
Ok, I will if you will. (Proceed to #9, highly recommended)
Please god no. (Proceed to #10)
#9
Rock the hell out of it. (Proceed to #10, recommended)
Bow out of this dare gracefully. (Proceed to #10)
#10
That be great. (Proceed to #11)
No, I’m not sneaking around like a criminal. (Game Over)
I’d just like to go home, actually.  (Game Over)
#11
Oh god no. (Unlocks CG#1, Date Successful)
Option B. (Unlocks CG#2,  Date Successful)
#12 - Only available if lied to Terry about Funt.
Snip a lock of his hair. (Proceed to #13)
Fall asleep next to him. (Date Successful)
#13
Deliver the hair to Funt. (Game Over)
Auction the hair yourself online. (Game Over)



Donovan[]

#1
Text him hello. (Proceed to #3)
Text him HELLO DADDY. (Proceed to #2, only leads into Game Overs)
#2
Give him a piece of your mind. (Game Over)
Screw this. (Game Over)
#3
And you're an idiot. (Game Over)
LOL! (Proceed to #6)
You tried. (Proceed to #4, recommended)
I don't get it. (Proceed to #4)
#4
No, wait! (Proceed to #6)
Look, I think you're pretty hot. (Proceed to #5)
All right, take care. (Game Over)
#5
Sounds fine by me. (Proceed to #6)
That's not what I'm looking for... (Game Over)
#6
Accept. (Proceed to #7)
Decline. (Game Over)
#7
It's supposed to a compliment, I think. (Proceed to #9, recommended)
Well yeah. (Proceed to #8)
#8
Come on, I think it's pretty hot. (Game Over)
Drop the subject. (Proceed to #9)
#9
No worries... (Proceed to #10)
I don't really know... (Proceed to #10)
Obviously the pylons are... (Proceed to #10)
Yeah, I've never been really... (Proceed to #10)
#10
But...I drove all the way out here! (Proceed to #13, only leads into Game Overs)
Could you at least tell me why? (Proceed to #11)
That's too bad. (Game Over)
#11
Like the gym teacher? (Proceed to #13, only leads into Game Overs)
Maybe a little but who cares? (Proceed to #12)
I think you look good. (Proceed to #12)
#12
Keep on dancing. (Game Over)
Follow Don out of the building. (Proceed to #14)
#13
Follow him. (Game Over)
Forget him. (Game Over)
#14
Follow him. (Proceed to #15)
Bail. (Game Over)
#15
Grab the flat, square, wooden board. (Proceed to #16)
Grab the long, rectangular piece of wood. (Proceed to #16, necessary for a successful date)
Grab the round, plastic, white pipe. (Proceed to #16)
Grab the tape measure. (Proceed to #16)
This is NOT what you signed up for. (Game Over)
#16
Aww yeah. (Proceed to #15)
I got a fourteen and a half inch measure of my own. (Proceed to #15)
Sure thing, boss. (Proceed to #15, necessary for a successful date)
I can eyeball that, no problem. (Proceed to #15)
#17
All right, I'm ready. (Proceed to #17, necessary for a successful date)
I don't want to die, Don. (Proceed to #17)
#18
That was cool. (Proceed to #19)
It was interesting. (Proceed to #19, recommended)
I'm the Great God of Wood and Cutting. (Proceed to #19)
#19
In the middle. (Proceed to #21)
To the side. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
At the top. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
At the bottom. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
I have no clue. (Proceed to #20, only leads into Game Overs)
#20
It was kinda more like a shop class... (Game Over)
I'm disappointed but all right. (Game Over)
Age is just a number, Don. (Game Over)
Well, screw you, you old fossil. (Game Over)
#21
It could be important... (Proceed to #22, recommended)
If you've established rules with him,... (Leads into a delayed Game Over)
#22
Grab a drill and have some fun... (Game Over)
Check out that sexy,... (Game Over)
The tape measure looks harmless... (Game Over)
Wait patiently. (Proceed to #23)
#23
That sounds great.(Proceed to #24)
I had a good time... (Game Over)
#24
Yeaaaah, I think I better be heading home. (Game Over)
No, that was perfect. (Date Successful, Unlocks GGs #1 and #2)



Oz & Pete[]

#1
I'll be ready for whatever comes my way. (Proceed to #2)
Never mind. This sounds like a lot of work for a threesome. (Game Over)
#2
Cuckolding? (Proceed to #3)
Your cooking sucks. (Proceed to #3)
Quickly look up the definition of cuckolding. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Wait for them to return. (Proceed to #4)
Try to meet someone else... (Game Over)
#4
Hang out with Pete at the bar. (Proceed to #5, path to unlock GG#1)
Follow Oz to the restroom. (Proceed to #7, path to unlock CG#2)
#5
It seems like a very disturbing thing to be into. (Proceed to #9, Game Over after that)
I don't fully understand it myself,... (Proceed to #9, can still unlock the CG if picked this)
*raises hand shyly* (Proceed to #6)
I've never tied it. (Proceed to #9, can still unlock the CG if picked this)
Oh, that's actually one of my fantasies. (Proceed to #6)
#6
I'd love to be the bull. (Proceed to #9)
I'd love to be cucked. (Proceed to #9)
If I had a boyfriend,... (Proceed to #9)
#7
I hope everything is ok? (Proceed to #8, necessary for a successful date)
Just do your business (Proceed to #9, Game Over after that)
#8
Is there something I'm doing wrong? (Proceed to #9, necessary for a successful date)
Reassure Oz by kissing him. (Game Over)
#9
Follow Pete to the restroom. (Proceed to #11, only if trying for CG#1)
Follow Oz to the bar. (Proceed to #10, only if trying for CG#2)
#10
Tell Oz an embarrassing fetish of yours. (Proceed to #11, necessary for a successful date)
There's no need to be embarrassed. (Proceed to #11, Game Over after that)
#11
Flirt with Oz. (Proceed to #12)
Flirt with Pete. (Game Over)
#12
Lead the way. (Proceed to # 13 or #14)
No thanks. (Game Over)
#13
Good. (Date Successful, unlocks CG#1)
Your original plan is better. (Game Over)
#14
If you need a volunteer. (Date Successful, unlocks CG#2)
I'm sorry, but that's just not gonna happen. (Game Over)


Theo[]

#1
Hi. How is it going? (Proceed to #2)
Not only am I attractive,... (Proceed to #2)
There was once a man from Nantucket... (Game Over)
Dear Sir... (Game Over)
#2
Sure, it means hot. (Game Over)
It means charming. (Game Over)
It means knowledgeable. (Proceed to #3)
It's something you do to words... (Game Over)
#3
I'll take it. (Proceed to #5)
Make it a grand,.. (Proceed to #4)
I don't think that will be necessary. (Proceed to #5)
No thanks. (Game Over)
#4
Four hundred sounds good. (Proceed to #5)
Five hundred or nothing because I'll be your hype man. (Proceed to #5)
#5
I don't think that's the way... (Proceed to #6)
Well, yeah. (Game Over)
Game on. (Proceed to #6)
#6
You know, that's pretty harsh. (Proceed to #7, necessary to unlock CG#2)
I don't know if you'd call an act... (Proceed to #7, necessary to unlock CG#3)
#7
I'm getting my PhD in Biotechnology. (Proceed to #8, necessary to unlock CG#2)
I'm a bounty hunter. (Proceed to #8, necessary to unlock CG#3)
#8
It's like any good relationship... (Proceed to #19, necessary to unlock CG#2)
To be completely honest with you,... (Proceed to #16 necessary to unlock CG#3)
I'm not sure I could adequately... (Proceed to #9)
#9
I would never give him up. (Proceed to #9)
He's my everything and then some. (Proceed to #17)
#10
I would never let him down. (Proceed to #11)
Yes it is. (Delayed Gem Over)
#11
I would never run around, or desert him. (Proceed to #12)
Maybe Keith doesn't love you that much. (Delayed Game Over)
#12
I would never make him cry. (Proceed to #12)
I concur. (Delayed Game Over)
#13
Or say goodbye. (Proceed to #13)
Not that there's anything wrong with a good cry. (Delayed Game Over)
#14
I would never lie to him. (Proceed to #15)
In that case, I guess I would. (Delayed Game Over)
#15
Or hurt him. (Proceed to #16)
Yeah, well... (Delayed Game Over)
#16
Or hurt him. (Delayed Game Over)
Yeah, well... (Delayed Game Over)
#17
I've been completely honest the whole time. (Game Over)
Shrug. (Game Over)
A lunatic. (Proceed to #18)
#18
Wait, you paid for a night. (Proceed to #19)
All right. (Game Over)
#19
Yes, sir. (Date Successful, unlocks either CG#2 or CG#3 depending on prior choices)
NO, you address ME as sir. (Proceed to #21)
Whatevah. (Game Over)
Awww, do I have to? (Proceed to #20)
#20
I see. (Date Successful, unlocks either CG#2 or CG#3 depending on prior choices)
Oh hell no. (Game Over)
#21
I'm going to abuse... (Proceed to #22)
I'm going to inject... (Proceed to #22, Game Over after #23)
#22
I'm going to destroy that hole now. (Proceed to #23)
Looks like you need a hotdog... (Proceed to #23, Game Over after #23)
#23
That's right... (Date Successful, unlocks CG#1)
I need your hole perpendicular... (Game Over, unlocks CG#1)


Jesse & Hugh[]

Mark initiates the date by choosing "Play with yourself"
#1
Get the vacuum. (Game Over)
Take a laxative and try to poop him out. (Game Over)
Call 911. (Proceed to #2)
#2
Shake you head no. (Game Over)
Nod your head yes. (Proceed to #3)
#3
Nod and agree to let Jesse be your patient advocate. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#1)
Oh hell no. Shake your head no. (Proceed to #4, path to unlock CG#2)
#4
Nod, hell yes. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG#1 if picked the first option before and CG#2 if picked the second)
Shake your head, hell no. (Game Over)
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